Sneaky Bastard

I swear, I don’t watch Glamour TV. Much. Anymore.

If I ever got my hands on Anna Faris, I’d… well, let’s just say you’d hear about it on the news.

I just received an e-mail from Domnio’s Pizza about their new bread bowl pasta products. I wasn’t aware of this menu item, but it sounds like crack cocaine sprinkled on top of a delicious bowl of heroin — sure it’s feels good, but coming down is a bitch. One assumes.

I’m going to call up and ask if they have a lo-carb version.